Dick Tracy: Panda explains Mr Crime's reasons for wanting to recruit a small-timer like Little Face Finney.
Funky Winkerbean: In a rare moment of helpfulness, Batiuk tells us who will be the imbecile bigoted maniac bonehead dork protesting the gay couple: Becky's screaming old bitch of a mother.
Curtis: Curtis responds to Greg's snappy answer to his stupid question with a reminder that he's stupid.
Sally Forth: EBD mourns the loss of the only friend someone with her domineering personality could have.