| Thursday, May 31 |
[May. 30th, 2012|10:27 pm] |
Crankshaft: More stoooooooooopid and useless Wacky Hijinks about Cranky's failure to blow up the neighborhood. You know, this might have been funny for one strip (well, actually, it wouldn't), but did we really need a whole week of this?
Zits: Thing 1 and Thing 2 use Surrealistic Visual (Lack-Of-)Humor to represent the horrible burden that is the S.A.T.s...at least nowadays.
Luann: Stoner Boi makes fun of Glee and High School Musical which, for me, covers a multitude of sins.
Candi: As I guessed, Little Miss Pinkhair is too stoooooooooooopid, useless, and doormattish to allow Anthony Nuevo to kick The Biggest Dick In The World out on his ass. In fact, she seems almost happy to see him. If it turns out she's going to be using the drama caused by Edna Ernst Of The 21st Century - (Former) Virgin Slut-Wannabe and Porn-Lovin' Roomie to win TBDITW back from the Blue-Crowned Slut, then LMP and her creator Must Die. In any event, since said creator makes her second cross-country schlep of the year next week, we'll only have one more strip before the site moves on to guest comics (and I move on to hiatus).
Arlo & Janis: Gene and Mary Lou say their own informal "I Do"s while agreeing he should go back to finish college. It remains to be seen whether they'll informally consummate that informal vow right there, and provide Meg with a new brother or sister from an experience of Sex On The Beach Riverbank. |
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| Wednesday, May 30 |
[May. 29th, 2012|05:08 pm] |
Crankshaft: More about Cranky's Memorial Day case of E.D. (Explosive Dysfunction).
Zits: More trauma from facing the S.A.T.s. I know times have changed, but I don't seem to remember them being a big cause of fear back when I was in school.
Luann: GothTiff discovers that Stoner Boi can make even Goth attire look stoooooooooooopid and useless. Uh, GT, we didn't need SB to realize that. I notice that he calls her "Bella," which I assume is a Twilight reference. If SUAE wanted to come up with a better in-joke, he should have called her "Ebony"...and, a few frames later, "Enoby."
Arlo & Janis: Gene and Mary Lou hold their picnic and talk down by the river. Remember when I mentioned, a few weeks ago, about how you could always tell when an author wasn't up to the challenge of telling his or her own story when, at a crucial dramatic moment, he or she pulls back and shows the critical event taking place silently from a distance? Well, guess what Johnson does this time...
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calvinsdad
bid is now at $50
